The Sun Sentinel in Southern Florida published the following story about a Hillsborough County man who hired a nude maid off the Internet...you can guess where this is going, but just in case you can't:
Tampa- A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.It gets better. Although I rarely do this, I clicked on the comments section and found quite a few gems. Here is a top five list of comments generated by this news story
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating. -[Sun-Sentinel, May 27, 2008]
5. "She hid the booty in the booty??" - Race
4. "well i'm [sic] sure his wife was like, "clean the house while i'm [sic] gone" so he figured.... ok, the house will be clean when you get home." - Typical Man
3. " This has got to be a mistake. Everyone knows that all strippers are honest." - Random Sample
2."[W]as she armed with 2 38's or were they 45's???"- Gotta Laugh at Schmuck
And the best comment by far...
1. "''Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.'
What kind of idiot hires a nude maid and doesn't watch?"- Melancholy Voter
The question remains, what did she look like? While I highly doubt she resembled the woman above, I have a strong guess that the following picture might capture her radiance...
