The Sun Sentinel in Southern Florida published the following story about a Hillsborough County man who hired a nude maid off the Internet...you can guess where this is going, but just in case you can't:
Tampa- A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.It gets better. Although I rarely do this, I clicked on the comments section and found quite a few gems. Here is a top five list of comments generated by this news story
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating. -[Sun-Sentinel, May 27, 2008]
5. "She hid the booty in the booty??" - Race
4. "well i'm [sic] sure his wife was like, "clean the house while i'm [sic] gone" so he figured.... ok, the house will be clean when you get home." - Typical Man
3. " This has got to be a mistake. Everyone knows that all strippers are honest." - Random Sample
2."[W]as she armed with 2 38's or were they 45's???"- Gotta Laugh at Schmuck
And the best comment by far...
1. "''Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.'
What kind of idiot hires a nude maid and doesn't watch?"- Melancholy Voter
The question remains, what did she look like? While I highly doubt she resembled the woman above, I have a strong guess that the following picture might capture her radiance...
13 comments:
What kind of idiot hires a nude maid and doesn't watch?"- Melancholy Voter
That is too funny.
Karma is rough. I mean, you hire a nude maid while your wife is out, and then your stuff gets stolen.
I feel badly for the wife, not so much for the husband... or soon-to-be-ex husband, rather. :)
Actually, for $100/hour, she's probably 18 and has a nice body.
Im actually a little worried about the girl. The creeps who hire nude maids off of the internet probably include some fairly scary individuals.
Lesson to the creepy guy in the story: Make sure your next nude maid is licensed and bonded. LOL!
I can't believe the man was watching, he should have just hired a normal maid from a legitimate maid service.
oops I meant to say "wasn't watching"
teresa is worried about the girl (although the story doesn't tell her age). Sounds like she knows how to take care of herself.
Somehow this is one of those stories that leads to the old adage, what goes around comes around. Karma. Yep. Where's Earl?
lol. That bottom pic is so gross. I hate when oversized women think their hot lol. Kind of like the huge women in the strapless bouncing to the music in the pew in front of me last Sunday.
brutal. My wife would have strung by my man parts. Of course the question is still not answered, why was he not watching?
That is freaking classic.
That's radiance!!
I am SO proud to live in Hillsborough County. With such entertaining news, I don't even need cable!
More proof that a fool and his money are soon parted, John. LOL!
Like you said, what kind of a man hires a nude made and doesn't watch? Maybe he's senile or something. When she took off her clothes it scared him. Or it's entirely possible that she looked a lot better with her clothes on! Have you ever noticed the amount of women who think they look good in shorts and shouldn't wear them? :)
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"Going green" appears to be a growing trend. Stars as big as Madonna have even dazzled "green-oriented" magazines. The artist was chosen to dazzle the cover of Vanity Fair's third annual May 2008 Green Issue.
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Muji, a Japanese lifestyle store established nearly 30 years ago, launched its own version of "My Bag" when it opened its first Beijing store in Joy City this March. The simple yet stylish bags made from linen and cotton threads have sold well over the past few months in the capital, according to Muji staff. Initially, they sold bags ranging from 5 to 100 yuan, but now they only have bags priced from 24 to 100 yuan remaining.
"People of different ages love the bags because they are light, simple and convenient," says one of the shop's workers Chen Weimi.
"To reduce waste and conserve resources, we encourage our consumers to use 'My Bag'," says the store's manager Akita Toru.
Other well-known international brands are also striving to set the eco trend in Beijing. Diesel, Marc Jacobs and DKNY have also released low-priced eco bags made of organic cotton.
And, apart from the big international names, young designers based in Beijing are also working on the green bags.
"Young people in China are aware of the environment and want to do what they can to protect it, especially when it is becoming a trend," says 30-year-old designer Peng Haofeng, from Yunnan province.
Together, with two other friends, the three opened a green-themed store, Kidults, or Tong Huo in Chinese, last November on Dongsi Street. The company aims to promote the green fashion concept among the Beijing people.
According to the store's marketing manager, Gou Chenglong, many people were unaware of the eco bag concept when the store first opened last year.
"People, especially the older generation would not accept the idea because they didn't think about the simple green bag value that much. But, half a year later, more and more people here are becoming aware of the eco-bags or eco-fashion trend, especially when the government issued the ban on plastic bags at supermarkets in Beijing. It is a good start."
With handmade pictures on them, the bags look trendy and self-expressive. The bags generally contain no dyes and are known for their creative trims and decorations made from wood or bamboo.
"The price is normal and acceptable for students and office workers," says 26-year-old Zhou Fei, as she rifled through the bags at Kidults ranging from 15 yuan to 100 yuan. "I am a frequent buyer of green bags and T-shirts."
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"I'm not green, but I could be," reads one. Others have similar messages printed on them, "My Bag", "Use Me and Re-use Me".
Since the Chinese government issued its June 1 ban on free plastic bag handouts, retailers in China have found themselves in the midst of a "green" phenomenon.
They're anxious to turn fashion-conscious customers into eco-aware shoppers.
Under the new regulations, free plastic bags are banned and shopkeepers are required to charge shoppers for plastic bags. The prices vary, but range from 0.2 yuan ($0.03) to 1 yuan ($0.14) depending on the size of the bag.
But, a plain bag is far from satisfactory for the China's fashion-conscious - and this mindset is pushing the country towards a "green revolution" in the closets.
"It is cool to carry a simple colored eco bag to go with my Levi's jeans and sneakers," says 21-year-old Huang Min. "It is a direct way to contribute to environmental protection. And, it is a popular vision for saving the planet."
The Beijing college student wears her new eco bag proudly on her shoulder. It is an important part of her outfit - and has a statement to make.
Eco bags are increasingly being seen as fashionable as more and more celebrities appear on "green issue" magazine covers with the reusable bags matching their outfits.
"Going green" appears to be a growing trend. Stars as big as Madonna have even dazzled "green-oriented" magazines. The artist was chosen to dazzle the cover of Vanity Fair's third annual May 2008 Green Issue.
As environmental issues spill into the fashion world, the "green shopping bag" campaign seems to be a win-win solution for all those involved.
Companies can adopt the bags as a brand-building tool. Consumers see it as an iconic statement against throwaway plastics - which have previously been given away in the billions annually. The "green movement" has been seeping on to fashion runways and marketing strategies - so why not on shopping bags and totes?
Muji, a Japanese lifestyle store established nearly 30 years ago, launched its own version of "My Bag" when it opened its first Beijing store in Joy City this March. The simple yet stylish bags made from linen and cotton threads have sold well over the past few months in the capital, according to Muji staff. Initially, they sold bags ranging from 5 to 100 yuan, but now they only have bags priced from 24 to 100 yuan remaining.
"People of different ages love the bags because they are light, simple and convenient," says one of the shop's workers Chen Weimi.
"To reduce waste and conserve resources, we encourage our consumers to use 'My Bag'," says the store's manager Akita Toru.
Other well-known international brands are also striving to set the eco trend in Beijing. Diesel, Marc Jacobs and DKNY have also released low-priced eco bags made of organic cotton.
And, apart from the big international names, young designers based in Beijing are also working on the green bags.
"Young people in China are aware of the environment and want to do what they can to protect it, especially when it is becoming a trend," says 30-year-old designer Peng Haofeng, from Yunnan province.
Together, with two other friends, the three opened a green-themed store, Kidults, or Tong Huo in Chinese, last November on Dongsi Street. The company aims to promote the green fashion concept among the Beijing people.
According to the store's marketing manager, Gou Chenglong, many people were unaware of the eco bag concept when the store first opened last year.
"People, especially the older generation would not accept the idea because they didn't think about the simple green bag value that much. But, half a year later, more and more people here are becoming aware of the eco-bags or eco-fashion trend, especially when the government issued the ban on plastic bags at supermarkets in Beijing. It is a good start."
With handmade pictures on them, the bags look trendy and self-expressive. The bags generally contain no dyes and are known for their creative trims and decorations made from wood or bamboo.
"The price is normal and acceptable for students and office workers," says 26-year-old Zhou Fei, as she rifled through the bags at Kidults ranging from 15 yuan to 100 yuan. "I am a frequent buyer of green bags and T-shirts."
"It would be fashionable to carry beautifully designed cloth bags rather than monotonous white plastic ones down the street."
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AD bag
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packing bag
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travel bag
advertising ba
PC, TV, AC, washing machine dustproof cover
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CD bag
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shoes cove
respirator
non woven related products
bag designing
respirator
waist bag
non woven related products
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buy packing bag
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