I Was Going to Post on John Edward's Man Camp but...

An excellent opportunity arose to blog on a truly important subject- feminists and their lack of any semblance of a sense of humor. How does the old joke go?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: That's not funny!

Many feminists are so caught up in paroxysms of anguish over the patriarchy (and for some quasi-Marxist screeds about fatphobia) that they can't find humor in even the most innocuous of tongue in cheek comments.

These feminists make up a part of what I call the petty tyrants of the web. Their comment boards are a space reserved wholly unto mutual admiration and fighting against the patriarchy. Don't dare to contradict them, make an off-color comment, or disagree- for such are mortal sins. These petty tyrants come in all shapes and sizes, and from all political persuasions. However, I've noticed that the majority of these folks firmly reside on the left-wing of the political spectrum.

Not content to discuss opposing views and unable to cope with joking about such serious subjects they reflexively must both ban the opposition AND then get in the last word. Could you imagine if these folks ever attained real political power, instead of just their minuscule monopoly over the message boards and comment sections of their respective web-based fiefdoms? Creepy, I know.

So the next few posts are dedicated to all the web's left-wing dinky despots. I can make one good as gold guarantee to them. I don't ban anyone from the comments section. If I think your comments are stupid, irrational, or idiotic, I am content to let them speak for themselves. I don't feel the need to ban anyone for their comments since those who read this blog are intelligent enough to know which comments are worthless, inane, or just plain ol' dumb- I don't have to do their thinking for them. ;-)

[I was tempted to insert the phrase "rule of thumb" above since it causes feminists so much anguish, but since this is a classy blog I abstained. Ladies, feel free to thank me.]

So what is coming down the shoot next for Musings & Rants?

Bad British Teeth and Humorless Feminists.











John Edward's Man Camp: Molding Metrosexual Men since 2004.











Crafting Your Own Conspiracy: Lesson II

This time I will include plenty of material on patriarchy- lest the feminists get mad that I left them out of my last posting on conspiracy theories.

And for all the feminists who wandered in, here are some posts guaranteed to make you angry. Be sure to take out your rage on the nearest representative of the evil male-o-cracy.

The Sexy Women of Code Pink

The "Happiest" Debate Ever

Bush Derangement Syndrome