I Was Going to Post on John Edward's Man Camp but...An excellent opportunity arose to blog on a truly important subject- feminists and their lack of any semblance of a sense of humor. How does the old joke go?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: That's not funny!
Many feminists are so caught up in paroxysms of anguish over the patriarchy (and for some quasi-Marxist screeds about fatphobia) that they can't find humor in even the most innocuous of tongue in cheek comments.
These feminists make up a part of what I call the petty tyrants of the web. Their comment boards are a space reserved wholly unto mutual admiration and fighting against the patriarchy. Don't dare to contradict them, make an off-color comment, or disagree- for such are mortal sins. These petty tyrants come in all shapes and sizes, and from all political persuasions. However, I've noticed that the majority of these folks firmly reside on the left-wing of the political spectrum.
Not content to discuss opposing views and unable to cope with joking about such serious subjects they reflexively must both ban the opposition AND then get in the last word. Could you imagine if these folks ever attained real political power, instead of just their minuscule monopoly over the message boards and comment sections of their respective web-based fiefdoms? Creepy, I know.
So the next few posts are dedicated to all the web's left-wing dinky despots. I can make one good as gold guarantee to them. I don't ban anyone from the comments section. If I think your comments are stupid, irrational, or idiotic, I am content to let them speak for themselves. I don't feel the need to ban anyone for their comments since those who read this blog are intelligent enough to know which comments are worthless, inane, or just plain ol' dumb- I don't have to do their thinking for them. ;-)
[I was tempted to insert the phrase "rule of thumb" above since it causes feminists so much anguish, but since this is a classy blog I abstained. Ladies, feel free to thank me.]
So what is coming down the shoot next for Musings & Rants?
Bad British Teeth and Humorless Feminists.
John Edward's Man Camp: Molding Metrosexual Men since 2004.
Crafting Your Own Conspiracy: Lesson II
This time I will include plenty of material on patriarchy- lest the feminists get mad that I left them out of my last posting on conspiracy theories.
And for all the feminists who wandered in, here are some posts guaranteed to make you angry. Be sure to take out your rage on the nearest representative of the evil male-o-cracy.
The Sexy Women of Code Pink
The "Happiest" Debate Ever
Bush Derangement Syndrome
21 comments:
I only ban people who keep repeating the same argument.
Like Dora; a feminazi who ALWAYS has to have the last word, in excess of a hundred comments at OTHER people's sites.
Ugh. It just gets tiresome after awhile.
Heck, comment space doesn't cost us a dime. Let them speak. After all, the comments are often hysterical and worth more than a thousand posts on the subject of left-wing lunacy.
Great post! Fantastic blog, by the way! Thanks for popping by my space in cyberland. Happy Holidays to you too.
hiya John..if theres one thing I do..u know..its laugh!.Fa la la la to u my friend!:).bwhaha!
feminists are irrelevant
John Edwards ia an appearance obsessed waif who would get his a$$ kicked by half the chicks in the world.
That Code Pink photo scared the hell out of me!
JJ, I worked with a couple of militant feminist. Once I knew what they were about. They didn't bother me at all..It was hard for me at first because I usually hold the door for people and women first, that type of thing. To me common courtesy, but not to them...It was somehow demeaning,,,,so, I didn't do the things I normally did a reeducation, if you will..Thaks for visiting my blog...I ramble....stay well.....
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans: It is typical of the patriarchal society to oppress strong independent women and force them to do menial tasks like screwing in light bulbs that does not give their intellect a chance to function to its full capacity.
I think that my next post shall be a personal journey to discover feminist humor. I will peruse the web to find the best examples of feminist puns, jokes, and humor of all kinds. Wish me luck!
Hysterically funny. . .bravo!
Here's hoping that your posts make the feminazis so mad that their armpit hair bursts into flames!
Yeah, let them speak and reveal themselves.
Merry Christmas and a very Happy and Healthy New Year my friend.
Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth
The "Man Camp" thing put me on the floor.
Feminazis are useful fools. Please post more. We can always hope one shows up.
Oh yes! Totally agree. Confirmed. If you want to find plenty of these humorless shrews, look no further than the Daily Kos or your local newspaper forum.
Feminazies are troublesome. Agreed.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'll be back. Merry Christmas.
I don't think I could ban anyone either. I love my commenters.
Thanks for stopping by my post, even if I am a feminist. :o) j/k. Merry Christmas!
Agree. My favourite is when they turn everything into a "hate crime." Saying things they don't like is not protected by the Constitution (that only protects the right to abortion and to drug use while pregnant), it is a crime. Not just any ole' crime, at that - it's a hate crime!
John, dahlin, in the eyes of the feminazi Left, that post ought to have you imprisoned for most of your natural life. :)
I'm wih Debbie, for they shall reveal themselves... Seasons Greetings...
I agreee with not banning comments. Sometimes I do moderate, though, when one person's comments will hurt another person *if not, the blog would turn into a warzone ;-)*
you should create a poll to see if people think Hillary Clinton or John Edwards is more feminine.
What, all this politics going on and no knew musings?
My kids and I just watched this show that said that the term "rule of thumb" is a miller's term.
The miller would feel the flour with his thumb to make sure it was the proper consistency. I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with wife beating.
BTW, I consider myself a feminist, but I'm very nice. And I have a great sense of humor.
See?
Lolololololol.
Told ya!
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