The Sexy Women of Code Pink

As I was walking through the park the other day I came across this lovely specimen of womanhood. Was she taking a rest from her daily jog? Taking in some rays from the noon-day sun? Nope. Just taking a breather from a busy day of protesting against that evil dictator George Bush and his nefarious Twinkie conspiracy. Did you know Twinkies were an inside job?

Regardless, I thought to myself, has anyone taken the time to recognize the beautiful women of Code Pink? Anyone? No. So why shouldn't your humble blog author post something dedicated to these resplendent women that are so under-appreciated.

For example, this young woman is obviously SO self-confident that she doesn't need things likes showers, shampoo, conditioner, soap, reasonably fashionable clothes and other such bourgeoisie impediments to expressing herself in an original and odoriferous way.

For those looking for talent, notice her ability to apply a marker to a large piece of construction paper. She even owns a set of markers with at least four colors! A better catch I've never seen. Seriously!

Well not until our next competitors....

Is that Benjamin Franklin? Nope. The Crypt Keeper? Nope. Just another proud C.P. member out for an exciting day on the town. Her shirt says it all, she is a woman of strong passions and even stronger passions. This one is a real catch guys!




Now the Talent Portion of Our Competition...

Here we see another gorgeous "womyn" engaging in what appears to be witchcraft- causing a hoop to float suspended in the air around her hips. If not witchcraft, perhaps the levitating force has something to do with the flux capacitor shaped veins in her forehead (you are forewarned from clicking on the enlarge button). Why did you click on the button?!
I warned you. Well, too late, you'll never get the image out of your head now. Live with it. Oh you didn't click the button? Then here is a close-up of the secret of her spectacular powers- the flux capacitor.



These Pinkos are incredibly talented. Here we see one singing the national anthem of her favorite country- China. Listen to the dulcet tones guided by her mellifluous voice. Indeed the American Idol stage never saw such talented pipes!

And to think how a woman like this has time to do all this protesting despite all the gentleman callers she must have lined up around the block for her fair hand. Truly amazing.

Here we have one that seems quite proud of her down home arts and crafts. She has applied all her best efforts for a whole week to create a peace sign from duct tape. Of all the uses for duct tape, I never thought it could be used to such brilliant ends. Perhaps she has some left over for her mouth? I doubt we should be so lucky.



Their Significant Others

I was able to obtain some pictures of the kind of men attracted to the code pink ladies. As you can see, in the first case (picture to your right) this seems a problematic attraction as both have naughty parts that are either neglected or used in a manner separate from their intended meaning. Never the twain of these two shall meet. Well except at a peace march screaming, "Bush Lied!" In that one instance they could come together, but otherwise, nope.


Our second specimen is all about some Code Pink ladies. Here is a straight man interested in...oh, wait a minute. Well here is a man who will...maybe not. Well here is a person who hangs around peace circles to enjoy the sweet fiddle's music and show off his homemade cut-off jeans and mid-riff displaying anti-war shirt.

Well if you've recovered from this incredible display of machismo and studliness maybe we can move on? Not ready. Okay, one more glance, but that's it!

Okay, as I was saying...



Here is a whole gaggle of them. Guys, this is your chance! Don't let a single one of these beauties get away. Especially the one on the bottom right. She is apparently too poor to afford a shirt, so she probably needs a man with money.