CRIMES
9/11- Corruption in politics.
- Nude pictures of Hillary Clinton online (Don't look, just trust me.)
- The horrible smear campaign that seeks to paint Ryan Seacrest as being "gay."
- Michael Vick's dog fighting ring AND the much less well known. cock-fighting ring run by the two Johns- yeah, I went there.
- The assassination of Robert F. Kennedy.
ODDITIES
The chupacabra.The socks missing from your dryer.
Alien UFOs.
The black helicopters.
That dwarf in the book club who steals your ideas.
Sanjaya staying on American Idol for far too long.
That ridiculous little girl in the audience who cried for Sanjaya.
Paula Abdul's strange mood shifts and odd on camera behavior
Crop circles.
Faux-Hawks.
AND the cancellation of MST3K - what an evil despot he truly is!
MISC.
Idiots who name their three legged dog tripod (come on, that is so uncreative).
The Patriot Act.
The movie Patriot Games.
Beyonce's humongous ego.
MLB playing something like 1,000 games per season (reducing the value of winning any one game to about the worth of a rusty old penny covered in cow dung).The following sports teams: The Yankees (if you are a Red Sox fan), the Red Sox (if you are a Yankees fan), the Dallas Cowboys, and the L.A. Lakers.
General Faults
G. W. Bush is a ...
- Racist
- Homophobe
- Clownophobe
- Heterosexist
- Somnologist
- Ablutophobe
- Rich white guy who hates poor black people
- Undercover reptile overlord
18 comments:
Everything is GWB's fault! LOL!
OT, but I have to know: What kind of 100+ lb. dogs do you have?
I'm proudly owned by a Dane!
I own a Great Dane and a Coon hound/Dobie mix.
I wonder how many people will take your post seriously . . . I mean, everything on your list is much more plausible than Bush masterminding 9/11.
I think he is responsible for your blog...a true blight on irrational society. Also, and in no particular order, brain freezes (of the ice-cream and writer's block variety), all forms of terrorism, bad chinese food, me not capitalizing "Chinese," and Canadians...that's right Canadians. Oh, and the people who don't make dollars. Cuz if ya don't make dollars you don't make cents (or scents or sense...because you simply can't afford to...also Bush's fault). I'm sure he is also responsible for my fatigue, which is causing me to ramble.
How dare you capitalize the word "canadian." You sir, offend me.
"How dare you capitalize the word "canadian." You sir, offend me."
Sorry...wait, that's also George Bush's fault. One last thing...Your brother's MySpace page...now that is a blight on society that can only be purpletrated(that rediculously silly spelling, yup...George again)
by the mastermind behind September 11th. George Bush is the anti-Christ.
Did you mention Hurricanes and bridge collapse and housing market collapse? :-)
(thought I posted this last night, but seems to have been lost).
We musn't forget that GW is responsible for Katrina and the flooding of New Orleans. You have to admit it was pretty clever having explosives at the dam right when Katrina came through. He almost fooled a lot of people.
Of course, global warming is also his fault. His refusal to buy carbon credits have created Katrina and all of the other hurricanes of the last 7 years.
And someome already mentioned the housing problems. His policies of easy credit may have led to the subprime lending problems.
I think I will be adding a new post where I will challenge all of you to find me direct internet links and citations for all the crazy things the radical fringes are blaming Bush for.
LOL..my inability to lose 5 lbs!
Dang! I bet George Bush is the culprit who stole my favorite letter opener from my office a couple years back. Either that, or he sent Karl Rove to take it. Either way -- mystery solved!
You and the girls have a terrific weekend John! :)
I have a dane and a pug.
The pug is a male, the dane is female. Picture that !
Bush puts all the stickers on your produce.
sent Hideki Matsui from japan to the yankees!
lol so true. It's so funny to laugh at, and yet when you step back and think about how much people hate GWB, it isn't all that funny. Not to say that this post didn't bring lots of smiles to my face as I read it.
This has got to be one of the strangest blogs I have ever read. Take that with a grain of salt.
Thank you Brent! I am honored by your kind compliment.
and, strange blogs are the fault of George Bush!!
Don't forget the most unforgivable crime of winning the election which left Al Gore enough free time to make up global warming as some sort of pyramid scam to swindle the simple minded.
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